They bring me presents. Mr Geiger, of Morris North Star infamy, visited a Famous Author and brought me a signed copy of her book.
Oh, I’ll love it, will I? Sample paragraph:
Liberals frighten people about their health care in order to stampede through ObamaCare. They claim the Earth is overheating in order to seize taxpayer money for solar panels and compact fluorescent light-bulbs. They call out union thugs to force politicians to accede to insane benefits packages. They stage campaigns of calumny to get their way on gay marriage. Faddish ideas that would never have occurred to anyone fifty years ago–or even twenty years ago–are suddenly foisted on the rest of us by liberal mobs.
That’s on the top of the second page of text, and that’s about as far as I could get. Every paragraph is full of that degree of twisted dishonesty and stupidity — it’s unbelievable that anyone could read this crap and agree with any of it.
Or at least her spin of it. If she really wants to blame liberals for a getting the country slightly better health care, taking some small steps to reduce our impact on the environment, getting better benefits for working people, and treating GLBT people fairly…well, gosh, I’ll just have to accept that. Why does the Republican mob oppose those ideas?
I’ll just have to accept that maybe not all of UMM’s students love me, too.