Why is it that every webcomic I follow ends up serving the Liberal Agenda? Like this one.
I have a couple of hypotheses.
My eyes fire out liberal cooties that swarm up the intertubes to colonize the brains of the artists whose work I look at.
There is a secret cabal of progressives nested deep in the bowels of the NSA who are monitoring what I watch, and who kidnap the authors and subject them to intense brainwashing techniques.
I’m self-selecting artists who don’t say stupid conservative shit that annoys me. I’ve somehow been unable to find the appeal of Mallard Fillmore, for instance.
All the good webcomic artists are naturally open-minded and intelligent.
I’m sort of leaning towards #3, with some appreciation of #4, while wishing #2 were true. I’d start reading webcomics by conservatives if I thought it would provoke a conversion response.
NSA, make my laptop camera light blink 3 times if you’re watching.