Sadly, I must report that the Digital Cuttlefish has joined the flock of negligible pests who seek to raise more money for Camp Quest than me. It’s sad and pathetic — the forces of Team Awful seem to be spending more effort recruiting allies to give them some sense of personal worth than they do actually fundraising. If you’re able to give to a good cause, wouldn’t you rather give it through the agency with less overhead, more efficiency, and a ruthless determination to crush its enemies? Then you must make the obvious choice: give to Team PZ.
As for treacherous cephalopods…the rhyme for this is “om nom nom nom nom”. Repeat for a few dozen more lines.