Poll on the Pope’s qualifications as a physicist


The Pope has announced that God was the cause behind the Big Bang, which is nice…but unfortunately, he hasn’t shown any data, nor has he published in any of the physics journals. Instead, we’re going to have to rely on a poll.

The pope says God was behind the Big Bang, which scientists believe created the universe. What do you think?

God created everything in seven days as the Bible says, no Big Bang necessary. 13.2%
There is no God and the Big Bang was probably responsible for all creation. 21.2%
I agree with the Pope. If there was a Big Bang, it was God’s work. 39.7%
No one really knows and likely never will. 25.9%

What? No “The Pope is making it all up” option?