A site called Progressive Nation is pleasantly surprised by the results of a Fox News poll.

Is it possible that even the center-right tilting viewing audience of Fox news programs is also open to significant upgrades of gay civil rights? That is what a surprising new, unscientific survey of a Fox web audience seems to be showing.

With pleasure, I direct you to this interesting Fox News online poll in which at the time of this posting 300,499 votes had been cast.

I hate to break the news to them, but that poll was pharyngulated and also hit hard by bots. Sorry. That’s the thing about online polls — people want to believe them when the results go their way, but they’re entirely untrustworthy either way.