I’ve got to wonder: would the Inquisition give the maker of this toy a benediction, or would they tie him to a stick and set him on fire?

Also, could you get your money back if the loaves and fishes don’t multiply, or if the glow-in-the-dark hands fail to heal your skinned knee?

Let’s not even think about all the drunk kids reeling about when they use his power to turn water into wine.