I predict this cartoon will be appearing all over the place here today.
I quite like Bob O’Hara’s equivalent portrait of Nature Network, too.
This is a 100% accurate portrait of daily life at Scienceblogs
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
I need a diagram.
Who’s who in the melee? (I mena, I got a few, but…)
EXTREME RANDOM VIOLENCE!!!
YAY!
Yeah, Fight! Fight! Fight! Food! Fight!
Welcome to dah intertoobs…
100% WIN.
That can’t be Nisbet. His hair isn’t nearly nice enough.
I want a Big Brain wrestling mask like that!
And it’s cool that at least one scientist thought to bring his attack dog sidekick to the melee.
Welcome to dah intertoobs…
Welcome To The Terrordome!
What, you all think you’re exciting?
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/mxaa3p
Yay Abbie!
Now we know PZ has a cephalopod tat on his right shoulder! And that he’s much more buff than he looks in his t-shirt and jacket.
prepostdict, I think you mean. Hee Hee! (Approx 5th)FIGHT!!!!
I get Drug Monkey, Tim “deltoid” Lambert, Pal MD?, NFI, Omni Brain?, Ed “rocket science” Yong, Janet Stemwedel and then I’m out.
Do you nerds think any of that’s real? Extreme blogging is all fake. All of it!
The names are listed in the tags below the original. Click on “this cartoon.”
Go ERV.
I am extremely concerned about the jocular use of violent imagery that’s become standard fare here. Cartoon depictions of people being slapped, punched, and headlocked are unacceptable . Violence is never a joking matter. I fear PZ’s imprimatur will encourage the already out-of-control commenters to take the next logical step and begin calling for the public beating of those they disagree with. I, for one, will be writing to Seed Media demanding that PZ be properly punished.
Oh, and I’m so clenched.
[/Kirshenbaum/Kw*k/Seminatrix/Petra/McCarthy/]
Josh-
Is it a sphincter clench? I can feel it from here.
[whining like a…nah]
but I want a di-a-gram!
[/whining]
Oh, I’m clenched everywhere it’s possible to be clenched. I’ve gone beyond twisting – I’ve shredded me knickers.
Sorry, Josh – the only extras left in the dresser right now are thongs. I think it was my turn to do the Pharyngulaundry this week, and I was too busy repairing all the clutched pearls.
BWA-HA-HA!
That’s OK babe. I’ll keep my clench going with alum, Looney Tunes style.
The shirts with 8 or 10 arms are a pain in the butt to iron, let me tell you.
Panel three needs bacon.
I think the funniest part is Orac flying through the air. Hes even got speed lines!
May I humbly claim credit that I saw it first in Bob’s blog and sent it to PZ this morning?
But I have a question: how do you all identify all the people in the third panel? Do the esteemed sciencebloggers all know each other by face?
hm.. as Orac (the box o lights) can’t move on it’s own (that I know of) I would have to imagine some sort of scene like this :
Orac : “You’ll have to toss me . . . ”
“Don’t Tell ERV ”
PS: Josh, OSG. . . what’s wrong, somebody beat the Kw*k outa you ? Kick you in the mooney ?
New Definition: Mooney shot : A hit to the framing.
“I predict this cartoon will be appearing all over the place here today.”
OMG!!! YOU’RE PSYCHIC!!!
That’s spelled “psychotic”.
Are we supposed to be surprised/shocked?
Although I wonder who would win the “Greatest Science Beard”.
Brayton and Myers for Greatest Science Beard ever? Pull the other one. Nobody can beat the elderly Darwin!
Now, greatest science blogging beard ever maybe, but wouldn’t that just be reinforcing the male domination of the science blogging world?
Mike from Ottawa
Comment testes….1…2…3…
Oh wait, that’s too many.
@DLC:
Love it! I’ve been trying to introduce new verbs into the lexicon as well. To wit:
Enkwok verb, transitive– to despoil a blog post so as to render its original meaning useless and to drive off otherwise potentially engaged commenters. An enkwokked blog post may be compared to the hull of a ship that has been compromised by barnacles.
Josh OSG:
haha! good one!
new closing tag:
/smashing the kwokery.
Greatest science beard? How about Aubrey de Grey? (Admittedly he’s distinctly fringe, but he does get published in respectable journals.)
Kropotkin takes the acience beard competition, too!
:)
I agree with SC about Peter Kropotkin.
Hmmm, I think Kropotkin is just Stauning in disguise. It’d certainly explain the motto: “Stauning or Chaos”.
Heh, first thing I thought of was, “No! Not the centrifuge! Those things are expensive!”
LOL!
Can’t find a photo of Bernard Battail. His beard isn’t long, but otherwise perfect.
Hahahaha Sewer Urchin sighting!!
Bad…very bad.
Who’s the heel in the last panel?
Mooner.