Oh, this is a cunning ploy to foil pharyngulation: a whole page of creationist polls, thrown up like chaff to distract us so we won’t slam any one of them too hard. You can still play, though, and skew them some. Here are three:
Do you believe dinosaurs and humans ever lived at the same time?
They probably have.
How old is the earth?
Billions of years
Around 6000 years
Closer to 10,000 years
Millions of years
Close to 100,000 years
Do you believe that humans were created or that they evolved?
I believe humans were created as humans in the beginning by God.
I believe humans evolved from ape-like creatures with no intervention by God.
I believe something different from all the options above.
I believe God created humans and then they evolved.
Right now it looks like a third to half of all respondents picked the stupidest answer possible, which is quite an accomplishment.