I haven’t been monitoring the comments too closely lately, so I hadn’t taken a closer look at this latest trollin’ fool, “Peanut Gallery”. When I saw that his latest comment seemed awfully familiar, though, I did a quick search and … whoops, what do you know. It was our old pal, the Kansas troll. Oh, and “Critical Thinker”? Same guy. The same person was also posting as Sophie, Your Dad, Yoshi, Piece of Advice, and many others. Those comments have all been obliterated now, so my apologies if the various comment threads that moron derailed now have lots of dangling references. See, this is what happens when you respond to trolls!
It seems probable that the Kansas community college that the little wanker attends is out for summer, so he and his little friends are going to be hanging out in his parents’ basement a lot, with nothing to do but troll the internet and masturbate. I mentioned it in the comments, but consider this the official query: are people adamantly opposed to enabling typekey verification? It would slow the drive-by morphin’ trolls a little bit, because it would require that they use a valid email address, and it would be easier to lock them out. It would also add a slight inconvenience to the valued commenters here. Let me know aye or nay. It’s nothing unmanageable right now, but I’m just concerned that if his wee little penis gets chafed and he has to lay off his other favorite activity, he might escalate his tedious typing.
If he’d just get a life other than church, pocket pool, and drooling on the internet…
OK, enough people have said they’d rather I did not enable typekey verification that I’ll hold off on it. Remember, though — don’t feed the trolls.