Happy That-Time-of-the-Year-When-Gunshot-Murders-Take-Longer-to-Investigate-Because-They-are-Indistinguishable-From-Asshole-Ideas-of-a-Good-Time Day. Happy Explosion Day. Happy Give-Songbirds-and-Some-Humans-Heart-Attacks Day. Happy Increase-in-Dog-Bites Day. Happy Celebrate-the-Nation-Built-on-Genocide-and-Slavery-that-is-Still-Fucking-Your-Own-Personal-Rights-Apart Day. Happy Your-President-Proudly-Does-His-Part-to-Facilitate-Human-Fucking-Extinction Day.
Death to America, babey. Death to America.
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Always thought Gunpowder Day was November 5th – Guy Fawke s Day .. Or rtaher night aka bonfire night :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes_Night
The celebration of a the defeat of a Catholic plot to take over England. Echoes of the Christianists failed Coup in the USA on Jan 6th maybe?