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Mary, Mary, everywhere

The Virgin Mary seems to be quite the peripatetic these days, showing herself all over the place. It looks like time for the Vatican’s crack Mary verification squad to get into action.

First there was the sighting in a tree in West New York.

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Far more exciting was a bleeding statue in Louisiana.

Why don’t people take a bit of the red stuff and see if it is blood, and if so, analyze it for its DNA? Surely knowledge of Mary’s DNA would be pretty interesting.

Comments

  1. Sunny says

    Far more exciting was a bleeding statue in Louisiana.

    – A Bloody Mary!

    Don’t touch her, she will touch you.

    – Sounds promising.

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