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Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort
5 December 2012 at 7:34 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
These are your kinda plants, PZ. Not only do they look vaguely cephalopodic in nature, but they’re also poisonous to cats!
A. R
5 December 2012 at 8:06 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
oooooh! corkscrewy!
theophontes (坏蛋)
5 December 2012 at 8:25 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Aaaah, lucky bamboo. The tourist markets of China are glutted with the stuff…
davem
5 December 2012 at 8:25 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I have am indoor tomato plant that does that. It’s about 8 foot long, but only 2 feet high.
StevoR
5 December 2012 at 8:48 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
When I saw the title I was betting it was going to be this one :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracaena_(plant)
actually. Awesome looking amazing trees and the logo for the Waite arboretum :
http://waite.adelaide.edu.au/arboretum/
=8)-DX
5 December 2012 at 10:05 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Is it just my theory or are these not naturally twisted? I always assumed they were grown round somthething and rotated.
hotshoe
5 December 2012 at 11:02 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
=8)-DX
You’re right, each is grown around a stake to make it twisted.
Muz
5 December 2012 at 2:27 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
It’s that rare bamboo from Chernobyl.
birgerjohansson
5 December 2012 at 4:02 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
You mean stakes get their amazing vampire-kiling powers from Dracaena? Makes sense; kill Dracula with Dracaena.
inflection
5 December 2012 at 6:54 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
When I moved to my apartment in Lisbon, the landlord left a thin vase with two of these and some water.
Two years later when I left, only having changed the water, as far as I could tell they were alive and, I think, growing, with only one showing a spot of brownness. Probably needed a bit more root space at that point.
Crudely Wrott
6 December 2012 at 12:19 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Ooohh! Fast bonsai.
Good idea.
I got time, then.