Quantcast

«

»

Oct 31 2012

Happy Halloween!

People are always sending me pictures of their terrifying tentacled creatures, so I thought it only proper today to exhibit one that will send chills down your spine. Behold! A nightmare from Tupelo, Mississippi!

Note the cool regard of all she sees, the superior attitude, the tentacles, the stylish purple outfit with googly eyes on her head — she’s clearly an atheist. You will bow down before her.

20 comments

Skip to comment form

  1. 1
    eamick

    Nah, a true nightmare from Tupelo would be an Elvis costume. (Surely you knew that was coming….)

  2. 2
    okeydoke

    @1: Why do I suddenly have that Nick Cave song in my head? xD

  3. 3
    busterggi

    Clearly related to the hot chick from ‘Dagon’.

  4. 4
    birgerjohansson

    If you have read the graphic novel “Wormwood vol.3: Calamari Rising” you will know it IS possible to combine cephalopod horrors with Elvis. Or Elvii, if you count the ones in parallel universes (it’s complicated).

  5. 5
    Blondin

    I’ll bet she could kick Sponge Bob’s ass.

  6. 6
    tiffanybrown

    Awesome! Not just the costume but the fact that it’s from my neck of the woods.

  7. 7
    Giliell, professional cynic -Ilk-

    Halloween around here may just have been cancelled.
    There’s one non-behaving b(r)at and a disappointed witch.

  8. 8
    dianne

    My small one is going out trick or treating with one of her dolls dressed in a costume much like this one. Second generation horde member in the making.

  9. 9
    Matt Penfold

    … and a disappointed witch.

    Well just watch out she does not turn you into a toad.

  10. 10
    chris

    The Google doodle has a blue octopus behind one of its doors.

    Giliell:

    There’s one non-behaving b(r)at and a disappointed witch.

    Sounds like my house. Except it is a teenager who will be hearing a resounding “No!” for future requests.

  11. 11
    Giliell, professional cynic -Ilk-

    OK, I’m back with a happy witch and a sleeping bat. After I dragged her along anyway she was the sweetest kid on earth.
    Three years must be a confusing age…

  12. 12
    chris

    Eighteen is also a confusing age.

  13. 13
    Sili

    Or Elvii, if you count the ones in parallel universes (it’s complicated).

    LATIN DOES NOT CONSIST OF ADDING “II” TO EVERYTHING!!

    THERE ARE RULES, DAMMIT!

    It’s Elvēs.

    Or Elvibus if with takes the dative.

    (On a side note, I’d forgotten that I’d stashed my pr0n in my Latin grammar.)

  14. 14
    JohnnieCanuck

    Scary.

    Looks like a Blue-Ringed Octopus to me. Beautiful colours. Deadly toxin. Hope no-one gets bitten.

  15. 15
    Ogvorbis: Still failing at being human.
    Three years must be a confusing age…

    Eighteen is also a confusing age.

    So is 46.

  16. 16
    katansi

    I made an octopus costume for my friend’s kid once. IT WAS AWESOME though because I made the front two tentacles attached to sticks so he could poke people with them. Never got a picture :(

  17. 17
    chigau (違う)

    Three years must be a confusing age…

    Eighteen is also a confusing age.
    So is 46.

    57 hasn’t been a picnic.

  18. 18
    philhoenig

    Ia! Ia! Cutie Fhtagn!

  19. 19
    kevs

    Sorry PZ…I think it might be human

  20. 20
    a7he157

    That’s my baby! Thanks, Peezus! Surprised the shit out of me by posting that. Unexpected, but made me and my lovely wife quite happy. Baby doesn’t care… Yet. Screenshot saved for later.

Comments have been disabled.