Man, some days I’m so embarrassed for my phylum. In this video, a bait container is lowered into murky South African waters, and you can see all the fish swirling about, quite excited by the tasty flavors, and ineffectually pecking at it (or the camera. Stupid fish.) Then the King Mollusc slithers purposefully into view, wraps around the container, fends off all the fish, and unties and escapes with the bait.
It’s settled. When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a more advanced organism — a cephalopod.
(I know, what I want and what I will get are very different things. I guess I’ll settle for being mollusc food.)