It’s homeopathic math, and it really works! Biodork analyzes some personal lubricants, and discovers that all you have to do is add some homeopathic dilutions of boring stuff like salt water to the functional ingredients, and you can write florid ad copy for it and charge twice as much.
Homeopathy really is magic that way — it potentiates profits.
Also, calling it “Yoni’s Bliss”? Genius! Who wouldn’t want blissful yonis?