Nov 16 2011

Pharyngula sells out!

Welcome to the world of the bourgeouisie, people! The Pharyngula store (conveniently located in a tab at the top of this window) is now available to take your money and deliver into your hands cheesy QUALITY merchandise. Get a t-shirt! A stickypus! Or in a timely gesture to the War on Christmas, get your very own “Happy Monkey” holiday greeting cards!

(Rebecca Watson action figure not included)

Look how happy he is! You can simultaneously send a non-confrontational, cheerful card to your family and friends, and give the wingnuts apoplexy by going one step beyond “Happy Holidays” and “Seasons Greetings” in delivering non-Christian sentiment!

And wait! There’s more! And I don’t just mean more exclamation points, either! Get your buttons!


All are now available for order. Limited quantities will be available at Skepticon.


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  1. 501

    :yawns: Fuck off, Cupcake.

  2. 502
    Rev. BigDumbChimp

    Obsessive kook

  3. 503

    Um, what?

  4. 504
    Avo, also nigelTheBold

    I’m confused. What was CIVIL about CHRIS in the first place? He came in like a mediocre asshole, presented himself like a mediocre asshole, and left like a flaming bathetic mediocre asshole.

    Why would CHRIS expect civility in the first place?

  5. 505
    Erülóra Maikalambe

    I can tell Chris is not a Ruby programmer, because he’s clearly gone off the rails.

  6. 506
    PZ Myers

    Every comment ever left here by Chris, the arrogant, obsessed, fucking bad programmer has been deleted. Any other attempt by him to comment here will meet the same fate. For those of you wondering why, now that there’s a void of a few hundred comments in this thread, it’s because he was an asshole: he indignantly insisted that he was a phenomenal programmer, based on his ability to write sloppy code and spam this site with song lyrics.

    What a jerk. Case closed: he’s incompetent.

  7. 507
    chigau (違う)

    Ba’alzamon is also claiming to be CHRIS.

  8. 508

    And with Chris’s removal, the comment count goes down by 200. A true testament to his level of snippy assholery.

  9. 509
    chigau (違う)

    Can we return to making merchandise suggestions?
    I still want a dead porcupine lapel pin. or necklace.

  10. 510
    PZ Myers

    Surly Amy makes a lovely porcupine necklace now. It’s adorable, and has a one word label: “insert”.

  11. 511
    chigau (違う)

    I was picturing something small that we could all wear to secretly identify one another.
    We could also have a secret password and a secret handshake and …
    maybe I’ll just go get my tinfoill hat

  12. 512
    Erülóra Maikalambe

    What happened to “A Witness” and that YouTube video? It’s been a couple days and I’m still waiting for that evidence that PZ is a horrible liar and made this whole thing up.

  13. 513
    Erülóra Maikalambe

    Uh. Wrong thread.

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