Monthly Archive: May 2012

May 31 2012

Coping With Christians

cope: deal effectively or contend with. The New Little Oxford Dictionary There are Christians who will kill you if you don’t agree with their understanding of the will of god. There is nothing new about this. Other Christians think these Christians are nuts who do not understand the Christian religion. The kill your neighbor Christians …

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May 28 2012

Satan Wants the Ten Commandments Publicly Posted

“It is as I have said: every statute in the Bible and in the law books is an attempt to defeat a law of God–in other words an unalterable and indestructible law of nature. These peoples’s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible’s statutes. He breaks every …

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May 26 2012

Relocate in N. Ky. and Help Us Return to the Dark Ages

RELOCATE YOUR BUSINESS IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY home of ANSWERS IN GENESIS home of THE CREATION MUSEUM Advertised by Northern Kentucky Convention Bureau An educational site endorsed by state officials Praised by the Governor of Kentucky Attracting thousands of visitors While you are minding your business Your children can be learning: Humans and dinosaurs lived at …

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May 24 2012

Baby Jesus Meets the Three Reindeer Rule

It is not a bit too early to start thinking about what will no doubt again be called the atheists’ “War on Christman.” The forces of tyranny neither slumber nor sleep, and even now, at this season, are working on imposing their mythology on the conspirators of the irreligious, on those aided by godless activist …

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May 20 2012

Should You Save 147 Frozen Embryos Or One Living Baby?

Rationality is taking some hits. There is actually a movement afoot to pass legislation in lots of states that will declare that a human life starts at conception, not at birth like our stupid ancestors thought. These folks want to amend state constitutions to fix it so that such a law could not be found …

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May 19 2012

Cycle of Spring

Today I walk through autumn leaves Holding the five year girl child’s hand Who, without warning, stops and thrusts Questions at me I once asked Questions that were satisfied By maiden aunts and Sunday saints Whose answers that I soon forgot They still believe and can recall. Questions that were asked again When thoughts ran …

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May 18 2012

Insane Hussein Obama Wants Your Children to be Born Naked.

President America First Widget Company 666 Downhill Trace New Sperm Bank, China My dear friends and fellow patriotic saved: Barack Hussein Obama is an illegal alien who atheists got elected President of our United States. Hussein is the follower of the false religion of Mohammedism, just like our good Christian President George W. Bush told …

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May 17 2012

Just Say “NO”

“May I have your zip code?” “No.” The adolescent at the checkout counter stopped in mid gum chew. She probably thought I had not heard her or had not understood her. “May I have your zip code, please.” she said louder. “No,” I said. She seemingly had never heard that word used in this context …

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May 13 2012

To Student Worried Because God Wrote That God Has Been Kicked Out Of School

Dear Concerned Student, Your correspondent is not god. God could not be kicked out of schools or anywhere else. Like an 800 pound gorilla, god can stay anywhere he/she wants. The real problem is because our nation has put god’s name on the money and in the pledge in violation of the Third Commandment (Second, …

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May 11 2012

Pity Little Jack and Jill

Pity little Jack and Jill And their lives so very tragic For everything—both good and ill These two ascribed to magic. If times were good, if things went bad If the kids were well or sick On their knees they fell to pray And god’s great boots to lick. For they only lived to seek …

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