Good evening sinners. At High School graduations throughout our country, it is customary for older people to tell younger people what the older people were told by older people, who are now probably dead people, at their own High School baccalaureates and graduations. This is usually some sad, emotional, and boring commentary on how the …
Monthly Archive: April 2012
Apr 29 2012
Trinity Square Perpetual Embryo Care
TRINITY SQUARE PERPETUAL EMBRYO CARE IS NOW ACCEPTING RESERVATIONS FOR ITS THREE YARDS TIMES THREE YARDS MEMORIAL GARDEN EMBRYO REST HAVEN 11, 664 GRAVESITES, A FULL ONE INCH SQUARE EACH, ARE RESERVED MACROSCOPIC CASKETS OR URNS AND TINY HEADSTONES ARE AVAILABLE FOR PRESERVING YOUR MICROSCOPIC LOSS MAGNIFYING GLASS INCLUDED AT NO EXTRA CHARGE WE DO …
Apr 23 2012
Letter to Legislators (as Proposed by Edwin) on “Student Expression of Religious Viewpoints” Bill
Dear (insert title and name), I cannot tell you how delighted we were to learn of the STUDENT EXPRESSION OF RELIGIOUS VIEWPOINTS bill now under consideration by the __________ (fill in the state) legislature. Let me tell you why. For some years now there has existed in the State of _________ a “by invitation only” …
Apr 20 2012
On Public Prayer
The family that prays together stays together. Religious putdown of the families of non-believers. Prayer is the means whereby humans communicate with the supernatural deity or deities in whom they believe. Most religions accept uncritically the reality of beings who exist outside the laws of nature and who can, upon appropriate application, alter …
Apr 18 2012
Onward Christian Crazies
ONWARD CHRISTIAN CRAZIES (May be sung to the tune of “Onward Christian Soldiers”) Onward Christian Crazies we must not delay We must conquer freedom, things must be our way. Our one true religion makes the money flow From our god in Heaven down to us below. Onward Christian Crazies come and help us win Wrong …
Apr 17 2012
Homeland Security Simplified Census Form
HOMELAND SECURITY SIMPLIFIED CENSUS FORM (Created in conformity with the Paperwork Reduction and Simplification of Reading, Thoughts, and Options Act) Name: _________________ Address: _________________ Church: _________________ CHECK ONE ______ I AM A SAVED CHRISTIAN ______ I AM A CONDEMNED SINNER Signed (Mark): ___________________ Date: _____________________ * * * * * * * * * * …
Apr 16 2012
My Struggle with Belief
Submitted by august on Tue, 2006-04-04 11:25. This article originally appeared as part of SSA eNews No. 10 – My Struggle with Disbelief, Part 2. This article was written by Edwin Kagin, legal director for American Atheists. He responded to the prompt: Tell us about your struggles with disbelief. Dear Editors, A far better title …
Apr 15 2012
Home Do Not Change
(May be sung to the tune of “Home on the Range”) Oh, I want my home Safe from where bigots roam Where fanatics are all kept at bay From courthouse and school So no pious fool Can control what I think or I say. Home, home do not change Don’t let freedom be taken away …
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