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Onward Christian Crazies

ONWARD CHRISTIAN CRAZIES

(May be sung to the tune of “Onward Christian Soldiers”)

Onward Christian Crazies we must not delay
We must conquer freedom, things must be our way.
Our one true religion makes the money flow
From our god in Heaven down to us below.

Onward Christian Crazies come and help us win
Wrong belief must be unlawful, disagreement sin.

In our Christian Nation, prayer and faith will rule
As the “Ten Commandments” is made our working tool.
Disbelief must be illegal, our new laws will state
And the truths of Jesus we will legislate.

Onward Christian Crazies come and help us win
Wrong belief must be unlawful, disagreement sin.

We are fierce crusaders, vicious army ants
We will lead this nation with religious rants;
We are in agreement that holy we will be
When our sinful people start praying to stay free.

Onward Christian Crazies come and help us win
Wrong belief must be unlawful, disagreement sin.

We await the Rapture to lift us to the skies
Destroying all who mock us with their evil lies
For we know for certain truth is absolute
And we will not tolerate any more dispute.

Onward Christian Crazies come and help us win
Wrong belief must be unlawful, disagreement sin.

We must make the Congress religion consecrate
Replace bad secular science with miracles and hate.
We are getting ready, faith and prayer must rule
And the Ten Commandments will be our Golden Rule.

Onward Christian Crazies come and help us win
Wrong belief must be unlawful, disagreement sin.

We must make the judges change all evil laws
And make the constitution agreeable to our cause;
Choice of birth and dying will be controlled by we
Nothing now can stop us; victory we can see.

Onward Christian Crazies come and help us win
Wrong belief must be unlawful, disagreement sin.

Edwin Kagin © 2012.

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