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When Writing Term Papers On Atheism And Its Consequences…

You could gather information
You could spend a lot of time
Could exert a lot of effort
Even write it all in rhyme
And it’s gonna take some money—
Every copy costs a dime—
If you want to get your paper truly right.

You could show the lack of morals
In the atheistic creed
Their inferior position
Both in motive and in deed
Here’s the argument you’re seeking;
It’s got everything you need…
It’s for purchase, at a paper-writing site.

Oh, you are going to love this–after the jump:

So in my atheism search deally, a page pops up: Term Papers on Atheism and Its Consequences–Term Papers Blog. So we already know what we’re going to find. But let’s see what sort of a job they do.

Impressive term papers can effectively be written on atheism and its consequences by adhering to ‘proven strategies’ for writing term papers. This topic is definitely an engaging and a winning topic. Students are required to carry out extensive research, analysis and prepare detailed outline to write successful term papers on atheism and its consequences.

Or, you know, buy a paper online.

When writing term papers on atheism and its consequences, students are required to discuss the strong connection between the family and religion. Students need to talk about how customs and traditions move around from family to children.

Children are usually well aware of traditional and religious ideas about all the different aspects of life and they usually get this information by their parents and family. Students should know what exactly atheists demand. They should talk extensively about the basic beliefs of atheists. They should also explain that atheists are staunch believers of determinism which that every action of human beings impacts their choices. Atheists think that genes play an important role in controlling human behavior. Furthermore, determinism does not believe in the free will of human beings. Determinism, as a matter of fact, totally damages moral behavior of human beings.

Totally. Clearly, this is not a persuasive essay aimed at atheists; they are too far gone. Good, moral believers, though, may still be persuaded to purchase their research paper online.

When writing term papers on atheism and its consequences, you should also explain that atheist have this perception that physical laws control the universe. Moreover, some light should also be thrown on the fact that atheists have this ideology that whatever takes places in this world occurs on its own and none of the external forces are to be blamed for that. Atheists also think that our brain is responsible for making all the subconscious choices that we make and then after some time, we have this feeling that those choices were our ‘free will choices’.

We begin to see passion overtake rationality in this one. This person is not writing a term paper for money; she is trying to persuade her potential clientele that this is a service worth paying for. But that’s perhaps not the time to proofread. Now is the time for the hard sell (grammar, spelling, logic, and truth be damned).

Regardless of all logic’s, majority of human beings completely refuse to buy this atheist theory. It is plain stupid to think that the universe is controlling everything on its own. Students are supposed to mention that there is, indeed, some force which has taken a control of everything in our surroundings.
The beliefs of atheists affect the morality in a bad sense. It is because of them that people have lost faith in life after death and have weak ethics and moral values.

Which, without a hint of irony, is followed immediately by:

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Those damned immoral atheists. Not buying my term papers.

Comments

  1. Pierce R. Butler says

    … the hard sell (grammar, spelling, logic, an…

    Contact Syntakssinn for all your poof-rreading needz!

    (Edited–thanks, Pierce–no idea how those words got eaten. I suspect divine intervention.)

  2. says

    Well…as someone who attended way to many years of Catholic school (which I am thankful for and is probably a large part of the reason I became an atheist at a young age) her papers would probably get a better grade than anything I would write—at least in the views of the teachers I had 25 years ago! So sad really.

  3. kagekiri says

    One thing you might admire (or utterly despise) about fundies is their ability to survive the brain-meltingly extreme conditions of massive inconsistencies in belief and incredibly obvious double-standards.

    “Atheists are being so strident, they should all shut up and burn in Hell where they belong!”

    “Atheists are so pushy and arrogant and certain about their ‘superior’ beliefs; everyone knows that God is the only way to Heaven and anyone who doesn’t is a liar who denies God’s life and truth and deserves to burn in Hell forever, and I’d be more than happy to die for my beliefs as a true child who is loved by God more than all of creation!”

    “Atheists and believers of other religions are so immoral, and obviously any believer who is exposed as immoral is actually a covert atheist or especially tempted by Satan because they are doing such good work for God’s kingdom, while those atheists and other religious people face less temptation because they’re already on the highway to Hell!”

  4. Crudely Wrott says

    Students are supposed to mention that there is, indeed, some force which has taken a control of everything in our surroundings.
    The beliefs of atheists affect the morality in a bad sense. It is because of them that people have lost faith in life after death and have weak ethics and moral values.

    Some . . . force, evidently unqualified and unmeasured. That is, nothing more can be said about it*. That’s all, some force.

    On that uninformative basis it is then possible to determine where it came from and what it does and why?

    Game Over. Insert Coin.

    *other than, “That’s what I choose to believe”*

  5. Anonymous Atheist says

    Heh. Do they offer papers on “Religion And Its Consequences” too? Plenty of juicy material there… ;)

  6. F says

    atheist have this perception that physical laws control the universe

    It a perception.

    Students are supposed to mention that there is, indeed, some force which has taken a control of everything in our surroundings.

    This bit seems rather cynical.

  7. Aliasalpha says

    What do they charge? Might be worth getting one done just for the craic.

    Or better yet, some sort of contest. Everyone chips in 5 bucks and places bets on how many of each fallacy will occur in the paper, overall closest to the mark gets the pot donated to their favourite charity.

  8. Mimmoth says

    Regardless of all logic’s, majority of human beings completely refuse to buy this atheist theory….The beliefs of atheists affect the morality in a bad sense.

    I admire people who can write papers in their second or third language, I really do. It’s more than I could manage, I’m sure.

    But I do think that for essays that will be graded on grammar and expression, one might do better to find a native English speaker to plagiarize.

  9. Yellow Thursday says

    Contact us as soon as possible to get the burden [of proof] off your shoulders…

    I think it’s a testament to how much I’ve been reading atheist blogs that this is how I read this portion.

  10. baal says

    Students are supposed to mention that there is, indeed, some force which has taken a control of everything in our surroundings.

    This bit seems rather cynical.

    I read it as, “I forget what to call gravity.” Then I thought the vendor must mean something else.

  11. Tony says


    They should talk extensively about the basic beliefs of atheists.

    –this would be the point where I started to lose interest. Unlike a religious system, there’s no common set of beliefs held by the vast majority of atheists.


    When writing term papers on atheism and its consequences, you should also explain that atheist have this perception that physical laws control the universe.

    –Whoa. Hold up. This is framed as if all atheists believe that. Has this person consulted with all the atheists on the planet? Is there a central atheist database online that shows what we all believe? For that matter, can’t you be a follower of a religion and be atheist (after all, not all atheists reject *everything* that’s supernatural)?

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