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Monthly Archive: January 2011

Jan 30 2011

Get The Flock Outta Here!

So I was on my way to the store this morning, and A Prairie Home Companion was on the radio.  Long show, short trip, so I may have missed some context, but a song begins.  It was simple, it was cheerful, and the audience was encouraged to sing along at one point, but I had …

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Jan 30 2011

Get The Flock Outta Here!

So I was on my way to the store this morning, and A Prairie Home Companion was on the radio.  Long show, short trip, so I may have missed some context, but a song begins.  It was simple, it was cheerful, and the audience was encouraged to sing along at one point, but I had …

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Jan 30 2011

Another Funeral

You can die in bits and pieces; you can die in one quick flash Die the ancient voice of wisdom, or die early, young and brash Tuck your body in a coffin; pick an urn to hold your ash Your survivors will remember you and cry In the stories of your childhood, of your young …

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Jan 30 2011

Another Funeral

You can die in bits and pieces; you can die in one quick flash Die the ancient voice of wisdom, or die early, young and brash Tuck your body in a coffin; pick an urn to hold your ash Your survivors will remember you and cry In the stories of your childhood, of your young …

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Jan 27 2011

Strange Bedfellows at CPAC

A group of gay Republicans Would tell the truth, they vowed; These honest, gay, conservatives Became the GOProud They would not live life closeted, Nor with the liberal crowd; They bravely blazed a different trail— They were the GOProud With insight and intelligence These gay men were endowed; Their work insured Republicans Respected GOProud Conservatives …

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Jan 27 2011

Strange Bedfellows at CPAC

A group of gay Republicans Would tell the truth, they vowed; These honest, gay, conservatives Became the GOProud They would not live life closeted, Nor with the liberal crowd; They bravely blazed a different trail— They were the GOProud With insight and intelligence These gay men were endowed; Their work insured Republicans Respected GOProud Conservatives …

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Jan 26 2011

Congress(7)woman Bachman

A forefather-fetish gets Bachman all wettish, And frightfully warm in her bloomers She’s all hot and bothered and “ooh, founding father”ed; She wants to dispel all the rumors That the founders she craves were the type to own slaves And to hold fellow humans in chains In defense of her crushes her brain turns to …

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Jan 26 2011

Congress(7)woman Bachman

A forefather-fetish gets Bachman all wettish, And frightfully warm in her bloomers She’s all hot and bothered and “ooh, founding father”ed; She wants to dispel all the rumors That the founders she craves were the type to own slaves And to hold fellow humans in chains In defense of her crushes her brain turns to …

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Jan 24 2011

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrghghghghgh!

I’ve had broken bonesAnd kidney stones;Had migraines wrack my brainI’ve been cut; I’ve been burned,And eventually learnedThat it doesn’t help much to complain.I’ve got scars I can traceWhere a dog bit my face(Well, there’s really no good place to bite us)Ah, but son of a bitch,I just can’t stand the itchOf this damned contact dermatitis! …

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Jan 24 2011

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrghghghghgh!

I’ve had broken bonesAnd kidney stones;Had migraines wrack my brainI’ve been cut; I’ve been burned,And eventually learnedThat it doesn’t help much to complain.I’ve got scars I can traceWhere a dog bit my face(Well, there’s really no good place to bite us)Ah, but son of a bitch,I just can’t stand the itchOf this damned contact dermatitis! …

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