So I heard, today—you’re dying; God has blessed you with a cancerIn the past, a certain-death-by-torture sentence.So I send congratulations! “Why?” you ask; well, here’s my answer:Now there’s time and motivation for repentance! Since the hand of God has touched you, with His doom-inflicting fingersYour esophageal cancer is sublime!And I wish for you the type …

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Apparently it is Zombie Day over on ScienceBlogs. I never get those memos. Anyway, I’m reposting a couple of Zombie-themed verses from a while ago, just for fun. Mmmmm…Brains… The delicious brains of Jessica Hagy, that is. I can’t believe I had never seen her site before Pharyngula posted this one: I commented there, but …

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