Great moments in climate science

Take a look at this person who appears on Newsmax (that alone should tell you how much his opinion is worth) to share his blockbuster revelations about climate change.

(If you cannot see the video, go here.)

The Earth has two hemispheres? Who knew? And when it is cold in the northern part, it is warm in the southern hemisphere and there is this region called the equator where it is always warm? What a shocker! And did you know that because of these wide divergences in temperatures at any given time, the concept of average temperature has no meaning?

All those destroy any argument that the Earth is getting warmer. It is shocking that climate scientists did not know these facts. They are like those biologists who never noticed that evolution is false because we could not have evolved from apes because apes are still around.

Stupid scientists.


  1. larpar says

    I’m not a scientist, but I’m pretty sure the average of -45 and 145 is 50.
    Now, if you will excuse me, I have otherwhere to be.

  2. jrkrideau says

    Wow, that guy is impressive. I feel I have a totally new view of climate change. I had not realized that the only reason Michael Mann, Gavin Schmidt and Stefan Rahmstorf were mouthing off about climate change was that they are trying to get elected to the US Senate or the Bundestag.

    I know I have seen Dunning Kruger stupidity on television before but this at a completely new and higher level. Still, perhaps we should be pleased that he has discovered that there is a Northern and a Southern hemisphere. Should we tell him that there are East and West hemispheres?


  3. machintelligence says

    Everyone knows that the Eastern and Western hemispheres are centered on the East and West poles, respectively.

  4. says

    @machintelligence No. 4:

    Everyone knows that the Eastern and Western hemispheres are centered on the East and West poles, respectively.

    And that those clever British built their Royal Observatory right on that border so that the king could stand with one foot in the east and one foot in the west, bestriding the hemispheres as a symbol of England’s might!


  5. file thirteen says

    Every fool knows the USA is in the Western hempisphere and Russia in the otherwhere. And so-called “global warming” is just because of the end of the Cold War, duh.

  6. says

    hyphenman, you’d better believe it Buster! And not only the King (or Queen). In fact I have done it myself


    The Might!!! THE POWER!!!1!!one!

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