I don’t scare the kids. I scare the parents. Dressed in my “work clothes” (because with restricted hours these days it’s not unlikely!), I come to the door with a bucket full of rolled paper and respond “Trick or subpoena?”
The parents almost always cringe. Even when they know their kids have just knocked on the door of a true den of iniquity, a wretched hive of scum and villainy, a castle shunned as a place of terror by Count Dracula: a lawyer’s residence.
I refuse to contemplate what might happen at Chief Justice Roberts’s door. I have limits.
birgerjohanssonsays
Maybe dress up as a land shark? I still recall that SNL sketch.
Or you can pretend it is the Purge and dress up like Jsson Voorhes.
chigau (違う)says
If I were to dress up, I would like a chain-saw as part of my costume.
There are some really twee battery ones now.
chrislawsonsays
That is a cool costume.
voidseraphsays
Scariest costume I’ve seen in a long time. Hornet has single-handedly massacred my free time for the past few weeks
My 9 year old granddaughter chose to be a dryad this year.
I can’t wait to see the pictures!
I don’t scare the kids. I scare the parents. Dressed in my “work clothes” (because with restricted hours these days it’s not unlikely!), I come to the door with a bucket full of rolled paper and respond “Trick or subpoena?”
The parents almost always cringe. Even when they know their kids have just knocked on the door of a true den of iniquity, a wretched hive of scum and villainy, a castle shunned as a place of terror by Count Dracula: a lawyer’s residence.
I refuse to contemplate what might happen at Chief Justice Roberts’s door. I have limits.
Maybe dress up as a land shark? I still recall that SNL sketch.
Or you can pretend it is the Purge and dress up like Jsson Voorhes.
If I were to dress up, I would like a chain-saw as part of my costume.
There are some really twee battery ones now.
That is a cool costume.
Scariest costume I’ve seen in a long time. Hornet has single-handedly massacred my free time for the past few weeks