We just tossed up one giant spider, a couple of smaller spiders, and the dessicated, skeletal corpse of a scientist next to our driveway. Preparations complete. We also have a bag of 200 pieces of candy waiting to be devoured by someone other than ourselves.
It’s not much, but it’s something.
What is the genus of an empiricist-eating floatspider?
Profophagus
Australia has in recent years beensadly infected with the Halloween insaniity.
Great spider but you might want to rethink the position of the human’s left hand.
Neighbors have a motion activated spider, about 2′ across, that lunges toward the sidewalk when anyone walks by. I don’t recommend it, as a major side effect is making many passing dogs bark.