I bet you didn’t know you were getting vaccinated with toxins just by reading Pharyngula.
It used to be that you could get away with it by covering your house with lead-based paints, but we closed that loophole.
They haven’t realized yet that asbestos increases your sexual potency and longevity. We banished that long ago, too.
We sneaky, nefarious scientists have been out to get you for decades.