The latest Q fantasy


Now they’re thinking a very silly and unbelievable Nicolas Cage movie (sorry, guys, you can’t do near-instant transfers of faces from one skull to another) and imagining a Perpetual Trump.

I say we should lean into it. Yeah, Joe Biden is possessed by the malignant spirit of Donald Trump, so stand down, Proud Boys. Your president won. Put the guns away, accept everything the Democrats do and say, and start worshipping Biden the same way you did the petty tyrant of the last four years.

One problem: the original Trump is going to be running around screaming at the same time. That corpus is going to have to be…liquidated. Maybe we can just lock him up in some institution somewhere?

Comments

  1. says

    I think it’s 50/50 that this was a troll. If it wasn’t whoever came up with the idea doesn’t realise it would also involve moving all of Trump’s bulk into Biden. Of course if you’re dumb enough to believe the idea in the first place you’re probably dumb enough to think Jon McNaughton and Ben Garrison portray Trump’s body accurately.

  2. Owlmirror says

    One problem: the original Trump is going to be running around screaming at the same time.

    No, no, see, that person that will look like Trump running around screaming will actually be Biden, being punished for his sins.

    [I suspect that, as with the Infancy Gospel of Christ and Christianity, Biden⇋Trump will not be accepted as canonical by most Orthodox Qists. But look for heresies and schisms over the point ]

  3. blf says

    Perpetual Trump — use the USPO (USAian Patent Office) technique for dealing with perpetual motion patents: Require a working model.

  4. stroppy says

    If you have the attention span of a gnat and an appetite for tabloid sensationalism, then you qualify for entry into the ranks of bottom feeding Trumpies.

  5. robro says

    blf @ #3

    “Perpetual Trump” — Require a working model.

    We haven’t had a working model in 4 years, though we’ve had a “golfing model” during that time.

  6. gijoel says

    So this is the one prediction I’m going to let myself make this year. We’re going to see a lot more ‘Q’s popping up in the next year or so. Some will be bat shit crazy, some will flogging diet pills or gold bullion, and some will be egging followers to commit acts of terrorism.

    Sadly we haven’t heard the last of Qanon.

  7. zetopan says

    “Some will be bat shit crazy”

    How is that distinguishable from “normal” Qanon claims? Asking for a friend.

  8. publicola says

    With any luck, Trumpski-Chumpski will be locked in a prison cell somewhere in New York, where he will never see the light of day again. (Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease…)

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