This was charming enough.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) May 19, 2019
But even better…Elizabeth Warren actually called her, and talked about a plan!
Guess who's crying and shaking and just talked to Elizabeth Warren on the phone?!?!? We have a plan to get my mom grandkids, it's very comprehensive, and it does involve raising taxes on billionaires.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) May 21, 2019
The best kinds of plan always involve raising taxes on billionaires.
I’m getting a little worried. My wife is still fiercely favoring Bernie Sanders, while I keep on warming to Elizabeth Warren. I may have to worry about my marriage if this continues.
Nah, no worries. The DNC will stack the deck for that schlemiel Biden, and we’ll find marital harmony in hating him together while we both end up voting for him. Then, of course, we’ll be comrades in the revolution that follows.