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Why were Bakunin and Marx always fighting?
Because Marx is a dick.
(Anarchists’ joke from my teenage days)
What a Maroon, living up to the 'nym says
LMAO! (Love Mao)
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft!
Now that I think about it, Jimmy has been wearing Mao jackets for several months now and carrying around this little red book. When I ask about it, he calls me a running dog capitalist. He also threatens to turn me in for re-education. I figured it was just a phase millennium teens go through. Should I be worried?
What happens when Ken Ham finds out? I predict a new unwing for the unark.
Marcus Ranum says
Finally, some “political correctness” I can get behind!
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(Having been almost walked-over twice today by eejits glued-to their mobiles, and obviously texting, my dislike of mobiles, texting, and such unaware fools is in a rather strong / raging mode today.)
Wait, I thought that Russia was now our good buddy. Wait, no, they’ve always been our good buddy. The Washington Times even says so!
Also, the sign has always said four legs good, two legs better.
“four legs good, two legs better”
And, round here, eight arms best?