I know it’s supposed to be DC’s weekend with Wonder Woman and all…


But I could not resist.

Comments

  1. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    @Rich Woods, #4:

    They’re there. It’s just your frame of reference.

  2. John Harshman says

    To my knowledge, no publisher has ever tried a cephalopod superhero, though Doctor Octopus once briefly turned into a good guy. Does that count? Of course he wasn’t actually a cephalopod. Why this rampant discrimination?

  3. blf says

    Super Calamari!
    More tasty then a truffle.
    Able to smash bridges with one tentacle.
    Jet propelled!
    Extraordinarily powerful vision.
    Can bite anything in half.
    Superior suction.
    Brain the size of city!
    Amazing natural camouflage.
    Escape artist.
    Twisty, slippery, and they are coming for YOU!

  4. Alex the Pretty Good says

    @ John Hashman, 6

    To my knowledge, no publisher has ever tried a cephalopod superhero,

    Does a Quarren (“squid face”) Jedi Knight count?

  5. slithey tove (twas brillig (stevem)) says

    Hydra on “Agents of Shield” are similar to cephalopods, with squiddy heads.

  6. Chakat Firepaw says

    @John Harshman #6:

    Supermegatopia, (a furry webcomic setting), had Captain Squid. He spent most of his time dealing with Dr. Ghoti but has also dealt with Piranha Girl, stock terrorists, a guy named Errol who doesn’t have a fishing license, and Glue Schick, (the last due to an ill-advised bank robbery).

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