Some assembly required


Clearly, I need to do more shopping at IKEA. I have enemies who deserve presents, and since they tend not to be very bright, it’s good that the instructions are so simple and clear.

Comments

  1. latveriandiplomat says

    IKEA, tired of people complaining about allen wrenches, finally delivers a product that doesn’t require one.

  2. keinsignal says

    …Although apparently it comes with one of those wrenches anyway. Nice little touch there, I thought.

  3. komarov says

    Finally a good excuse to use all those nukes. Either way, there goes the planet. Well, biosphere at least.

  4. Al Dente says

    That’s not an Allen wrench. Obviously it is an Alien wrench.

    Let’s just nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

  5. some bastard on the internet says

    I have enemies who deserve presents, and since they tend not to be very bright, it’s good that the instructions are so simple and clear.

    I dunno, some might argue that standard IKEA instructions would be far more torturous to go through.

  6. Rich Woods says

    How complex a maze of alien eggs do I have to negotiate before finally finding my way to the checkout? And can I find flamethrower power-ups along the way without having to sacrifice any meatballs?