This Martin Pribble fellow has gained a whole 1% on me in the Readers' Choice Awards – Favorite Agnostic / Atheist Blog of 2011. Now I’m only crushing him by 60 points, and this will not do. Go vote again (you can vote once a day). He’s getting cocky, and we simply can’t have that.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Okay, I voted for Greta again.
You are a cruel man.
I hear and obey.
Ah but you see, you let him win, and in an excess of cockiness he will make a fatal mistake, presenting you with the ideal opportunity to [deep evil voice]KILL HIM[/deep evil voice] ;-)
VOTE PRIBBLE! THE AUSTRALIAN CHANGE THAT NEEDS TO BE!
PRIBBLE!
Pribble makes your hair shine!
Pribble does your chores!
Pribble spreads so easy!
And congratulations – yours!
Pribble gets you to the bar!
Pribble stops that cough!
Pribble’s handy in the bath:
Gets mould and mildew off!
Pribble makes your thighs slim
Pribble opens doors!
Don’t leave home without him;
Pribble shines the floors!
You can COUNT ON PRIBBLE
BECAUSE PRIBBLE’S MADE FOR YOOOOOUUUU
Pribble 2012 – Because It Only Takes A Click To Make PZ Look Like A … whinger.
I VOTED FOR PZ!!!!
Oh wait… CRAP!!!
Now, that’s cocky. I’m really beginning to like this Martin Pribble.
Don’t despair, PZ. I’m not ready to cast my vote for any ol’ Marty-come-lately just yet.
So, what can you do for me (other than allowing me more or less free run of the space and putting up with my mostly content-free but hilarious commentary?)
Totally off topic but this needs Pharyngulating.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/poll/2012/mar/19/homeopathy-banned-nhs
Do you think homeopathy should be banned on the NHS?
49.6% Yes
50.4% No
Poll closes in 1 day
Every few days I vote for Matt McCormick’s “Atheism: Proving The Negative”.
Back up to 70% Pribble has a measly 10%
PZ’s a has been. He’ll get the massive dittohead vote on this blog but I’m voting for Greta so she can at least come in second. Pribble looks too much like Bible to allow him to be runner up.
Hey, PZ, remember that wanker Michael Voris? He’s doing an entire series of videos on masturbation! No, it’s not a how-to. It’s how-not, because Jesus hates it when you touch yourself. Voris says just because something is normal doesn’t mean it’s right. So … abnormal is right? In his own words, Voris says masturbation offers “such intense physical pleasure” that it’s addictive. Way to talk people out of it!
fyreflye:
<snicker>
I ain’t voting; there’s no need. ;)
Such a compelling argument!
Pribble looks too much like Bible to allow him to be runner up.
Pribble looks too much like dribble and needs a hard shake to knock that off.
I’ve been following Martin on twitter for quite a while. He’s a smart fellow, and climbs too. I voted for him because he’s a climber.
I have no faith in atheism anyway.
Not gonna vote for you, you Feckin suck.
Pribble looks too much like Bible to allow him to be runner up.
Such a compelling argument!
Morales looks to much like Moralist to allow him to comment on other posts.
It’s tomorrow already, time for me to vote for Greta once again.
Okay, I voted for you because you really are the gooder.