Greta Christina has written some alternative lyrics for Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” to remove all the bad religion references and update it to something more scientifically sound. It’s called “Evolve This Way”, and now it just needs somebody to actually sing it. In a perfect world, Lady Gaga herself would see it and rerecord the whole song, but at the revised song points out, this isn’t a perfect world, so maybe somebody else out there with some musical talent will pick up on it and give us a rendition.

It’s perfectly legit as a parody, you know.