Now that I have them right where I want them…

As you know, we’re having a little contest to raise money for Camp Quest, and we’ve been competing to see who can raise the most money for a good cause. It’s me standing alone against the team of Hemant Mehta, Jen McCreight, JT Eberhard , Digital Cuttlefish, Sikivu Hutchinson, Adam Lee, The Chaplain, C.L. Hanson, Matt Dillahunty, William Bell, and Greta Christina, which, as you can see, is grossly unfair — they needed at least twice as many bloggers more to stand a chance.

Now, though, they’re gambling desperately to triumph in the home stretch — the contest ends on 1 June — and they’re making grand promises about what they’ll do if they win.

You all know what this means now, don’t you?

TIME TO THROW THE FIGHT! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

I want everyone to turn it around and donate to the other team. Now that they’ve set the stakes, let’s work together and push them over the finish line.

Man, these amateurs have a lot to learn about what it really means to be an evil atheist. The master will school them now.