All you Danes and visitors to Dane-land

We’ll be at Ørsted Ølbar in a few hours, at 8pm. I shall try to cope for a little while, but I’ve got to tell you, those savage Vikings in Norway held me hostage last night until the pubs all closed and we were thrown out onto the street, and I shall need gentle nursing back to health. No berserkergang from me tonight, unless you serve me a horn of bear’s blood.