We’ve been attacked by the stupid, ignorant segment of the culture!

That horrible little Christian parody site, Christwire, is attacking me! It’s terrible! They have publicly made this wicked accusation: “Professor Meyers and the Pharyngula peddle off tentacle anime pornography.” I am aghast. I would sue their slandering, sanctimonious little butts off, except, of course, that their claim is actually true, and I’m actually rather proud of my small role in promoting a universal interest in animal sex.

I’m therefore going to have to fire back directly by linking to them and hammering down their bandwidth. Go ahead, visit their site until you reduce it to a stammering series of 404 errors.

And right after you’ve choked them off, you can read these articles just to spite them.

How to make a vulva

Lobster sex

Worm porn!

Squid nuptial dances

Tentacle sex

Tentacle sex, part deux

Spider Kama Sutra

Sex in the MRI

How to evolve a vulva

Penis evolution

The burden of bearing a massive penis

Fish courtship and sex

Evolution of the mammalian vagina