1. Satan says

    GRR! The LORD supplicates to no one! She will accept My Link or she will be smoten!

    And the LORD spoke unto Diane, saying, “OH, SNAP”.

  2. DLC says

    Wait – which God are you? the God of Abraham ? Thor ? Bast?
    By the expression of Holy Wrath you seem to be rather Thor-like or maybe Zuess-ish ?

  3. says

    DLC – I am the God who blessed Abraham, The Lord Almighty. There are no other gods, there is only ME. I created the entire universe and continue to create everything that appears in it: your parents, you, your dog, your shoes, the toothpaste you use, and even new Froot Loops cereal straws from Kellogs.
    Worship Me or burn forever.

  4. Koshchei the Deathless says

    Isn’t God just so cute when he’s defending his territory?

    Good God. Here’s a treat!

  5. says


    GRR! The LORD supplicates to no one! She will accept My Link or she will be smoten!

    That’s “smitten”. Just because you’re the creator of the universe doesn’t mean you get to play fast’n’loose with grammar.

  6. Nix says

    Hush, Emmet. Whatever God does is right, because it is He who does it, so that’s how that word is spelt. (It’s a good thing He chose to vary the spelling of an archaic word nobody uses anymore, rather than, say, ‘the’.)

    (Why yes, you *do* get ludicrous and demented consequences if you carry this theory through to its logical conclusions, just as you do with e.g. Divine Command-inspired ethics and morality.)

  7. Ra says

    Ah, but what about YOUR spelling, Nix?
    Spelt (Triticum spelta) is a hexaploid species of wheat.
    Spelled the past tense of “to spell”

  8. Thoth says

    Alas, Ra, you have fallen afoul of the Bierce-Hartmann-McKean-Skitt Law of Prescriptivist Retaliation.

    You either need a colon after the word “Spelled”, so as to indicate that what follows is a definition, or the verb “is” so as to make what you wrote a complete sentence. You also ought to have a period so as to complete the sentence.

    While it is not required, good form would indicate that the genus species “Triticum spelta” should be italicized.