1. Toby says

    A wonderful musician, Andrew Bird, has a song called “Opposite Day” on his album “And the mysterious production of eggs” which opens with the lyrics:

    “I got home this morning with the sun right in my eyes
    And there was no warning as it took me by surprise as it
    Hit me like an Act of God, causing my alarm
    That I had not become a cephalopod
    I still had legs and arms”