Are You Ready for Some Torah?


Religious people are always fighting the inroads made by secular modern culture. One example is the Super Bowl that is coming up this Sunday and which is expected to drawn an audience of around 100 million. Some religious groups are worried that the halftime shows are not appropriate for their flock because the performances can be somewhat raunchy. Ever since the entire nation was traumatized in 2004 by briefly seeing one of Janet Jackson’s nipples, religious groups have felt the need to protect believers from such dangerous threats to their holiness.

So they have been providing religious alternatives online for the faithful who like football but still want to remain pure in their hearts. The idea seems to be that at halftime, viewers will switch off their TVs and fire up their computers to get some spiritual nourishment.

So what has been in the past that might give us some idea of what might be on offer this year??

A Catholic channel has featured Christian athletes speaking about how faith can inspire an athlete. Seems a bit unimaginative to me.

Yeshiva University is more ambitious and will offer up something called the ‘Torah Super Bowl Halftime Show’ that has some NFL-style glitz and in the past has featured a rabbi who moonlights as a comedian offering some mini-lessons from the Torah, another rabbi comparing football heroes to biblical heroes, and a trivia contest with questions like “Who was the only Jewish football player to win four Super Bowls?” Alas, despite this irresistible program, last year they only got around 3,000 hits.

I expect them to do much better this year. Surely people will prefer that to watching Beyonce lip-sync again when they saw her do it just two weeks earlier at the inauguration?

Comments

  1. grumpyoldfart says

    last year they only got around 3,000 hits

    I’ll bet the kids in those families are leading a tough life. Anyone too frightened to watch the halftime entertainment is almost certain to compensate by lashing out, hard and often, at anyone smaller and weaker.

  2. Vote for Pedro says

    Wonder how long it will take the NFL to sue them? There’s a reason all the ads for sales and such call it “The Big Game” and not by its actual name: the NFL vigorously defends its trademark, as they say. And as I recall, unlike the government, they don’t have charitable or religious exemptions.

  3. Zme says

    Yes. ACF Fiorentina are playing Parma F.C. in Florence.

    There’s also an over-hyped game of hand-egg, but who cares about that?

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