Mitt Romney sure has a way with words.
Starting with his visit to the UK, which reportedly caused the British prime minister to state that “Mitt Romney had that unique distinction of uniting all of England against him”, and then Israel, and Poland, he has shown un uncanny ability to demonstrate that the more one gets to know him, the less one likes him.
He has since managed to make all of Europe dislike him, gone out of his way to tick off Russian president Vladimir Putin by calling Russia the US’s number one foe, and called China a currency manipulator which led to that country’s official news service Xinhua to respond sardonically that “It is rather ironic that a considerable portion of this China-battering politician’s wealth was actually obtained by doing business with Chinese companies before he entered politics.”
This still leaves vast swathes of the world untouched by that Romney magic. Maybe he should undertake a trip to visit other significant populations such as the Latin Americans, Africans, non-Chinese Asians, and the Kardashians.
He could get the ball rolling by (say) telling Brazilians that he considers drinking coffee a sin and use his reported business acumen to give tips to Nigerians on how to improve the returns on their popular ‘Nigerian prince’ business model.