Category Archive: Obviousness

Apr 30 2012

Things Jesus can’t beat

We now have a good list of stuff that we can use against Jesus. Nails. Chariots of Iron. Cancer. No wonder there hasn’t been a Second Coming. He’s cowering up there behind Jahweh’s big throne, knowing that we’ve got all that stuff out the wazoo down here.

Dec 21 2011

Why do women masturbate?

Because it’s fun. (Since everyone was misreading the title on this article, I figured I’d answer the question.)