I am a religious agnostic because of science, an atheist because of probability, and an anti-theist because of religion.
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niftyatheist
7 March 2012 at 7:34 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
That is perfect. That is everything right there in a nutshell. Well done!
tomfrog
7 March 2012 at 8:06 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Nice one!
qlz09
7 March 2012 at 8:14 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Oh, well said!
blindrobin
7 March 2012 at 8:29 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Succinct.
amstrad
7 March 2012 at 8:43 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
The first time I read it, I took “religious agnostic” to mean the smae thing as “agnostic theist”.
I read the rest of the post and saw my mistake.
Doubting Thomas
7 March 2012 at 9:48 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Agreed. Succinct and to the point.
Ariaflame, BSc, BF, PhD
7 March 2012 at 9:50 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Pithy and pertinent.
viaten
7 March 2012 at 10:08 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
There’s a bumper sticker in there, and possibly a billboard.
nakarti
7 March 2012 at 10:14 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I want to say I am an Atheist because I realized that the Church is the devil its priests say Jesus will save you from: “Sell us your soul and we will guarantee you a happy afterlife,” but I figured that out later.
storms
7 March 2012 at 10:25 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Well done! Best quick summary I’ve seen. And it definitely needs a billboard.
peterh
7 March 2012 at 10:56 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I agree. Cook touches all the bases just once; he does it clearly, simply, and scores easily with one swing of the bat.
ivarhusa
7 March 2012 at 12:37 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Wonderfully said. Refreshingly succinct.
sprocket
7 March 2012 at 1:18 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Sententious. Well done.
cookulacrates
7 March 2012 at 1:41 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
These are my words! I’m Matt Cook! So excited that my words got posted here. I’m a long-time Pharyngula reader, and I think I’ve only ever commented once. One of my friends tipped me off that PZ posted it. Glad to see the positive comments – in fact I’m always glad to see the lively discussion among commenters. Thanks, PZ, for hosting such an awesome blog.
toddsweeney
7 March 2012 at 1:56 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I may switch to using “Anti-theist” myself.
I’m not against the gods because I don’t believe in them in the first place. I’m not against most of the religious — hey, I have friends who waste their weekends playing D & D or building model trains. (Whatever gets you through the week, I guess.) I am very much against the mostly US-based Fundy Christian toads, for reasons well documented on this very blog.
niftyatheist
7 March 2012 at 3:25 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Matt, do you mind if I quote you? I would credit you (and also PZ, btw, your squidliness).
This is just such a winner. And all in a nice crunchy nutshell!
cookulacrates
7 March 2012 at 3:32 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
By all means, feel free to use these words. I have found them very effective in conversational debates about religion – it also immediately provides multiple contextual perspectives for addressing how non-belief manifests and can change over time.
niftyatheist
7 March 2012 at 4:31 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
These are exactly the reasons why I like your quote so much. Thanks!
TimKO,,.,,
7 March 2012 at 6:06 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Exactly
crissakentavr
7 March 2012 at 8:12 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
That’s a very apt and forward testimonial. I like it.
Crudely Wrott
7 March 2012 at 9:33 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Smoooth, Matthew. In a concise fashion that outright gives your position and the reasons why; in an intriguing fashion that invites further thought. Not to mention that you establish yourself as thoughtful, informed and confident.
Like I said, smoooth.
Nice to meetcha. Hope to hear more from you.
Dhorvath, OM
7 March 2012 at 9:35 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Indeed. I could wish to be so concise and convey meaning while I was at it, but it would be just that: a wish. So perhaps a hope that you share more often?…
fugue9
8 March 2012 at 12:19 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I am an optimist because of this post.
quoderatdemonstrandum
8 March 2012 at 7:14 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I don’t usually read these testimonial posts but was attracted to your because it was so succinct and elegant.
harkonnen
8 March 2012 at 12:55 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Awesomely said. Tweeted and shared on Reddit.
niftyatheist
8 March 2012 at 6:54 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Matt, your quote here if you are interested (my blog doesn’t have a lot of readers yet, but 50-60 views per day, so these fine words will make their way into at least a few new circles!)
http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=2155986947588635239#editor/target=post;postID=2986159575463495259
Thanks again… I agree with viaten. This needs to go on a bumper sticker.
niftyatheist
8 March 2012 at 6:56 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Whoops..borked that link.
Here is the correct one:
http://niftyatheist.blogspot.com/2012/03/why-i-am-atheist-series-on-pharyngula.html