This reminds me of a ‘rage comic’ I saw once before:
“Jesus, take the wheel!”
“Jesus died 2000 years ago, and has never seen a car.”
“Jesus doesn’t know how to drive!”
“FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
Yeah. If I were a police officer and someone told me that they are not at fault for a crash because Bruno the invisible superhero was driving at the time, I’d ask for a court-order mental evaluation. It’s insanity.
Has anybody considered creating an atheist calender? I always see shirts and mugs when I look at the online stores, and even posters (unicorns and 4 legged insects are all over the damn place). But I don’t recall ever seeing a calender.
Edwin Kagin is the National Legal Director for American Atheists; the founder of Camp Quest; co-author of The Fundamentals of Extremism: The Christian Right in America; author of Baubles of Blasphemy; co-founder of “Recover Resources Center,” alternatives to AA for addiction recovery; and a member of the Secular Student Alliance national Advisory Board. He is the son of a Presbyterian minister, an Eagle Scout, an Honorary Black Belt in Kenpo Karate, a NRA certified handgun instructor, an honorably discharged veteran, and a Freemason. The views herein expressed are his alone and should in no wise be attributed to any other person or organization.
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peterh
February 6, 2012 at 4:46 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Worth a thousand words, eh, what?
Edwin Kagin
February 6, 2012 at 5:00 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Yes. It is. Thank you for noticing. There will be more visual postings now that I have finally, I think, figured out how to upload media to the blog.
Dougthebox
February 6, 2012 at 10:48 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
God WAS my co-pilot
(but our plane crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him)
passerby
February 6, 2012 at 11:11 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
This reminds me of a ‘rage comic’ I saw once before:
“Jesus, take the wheel!”
“Jesus died 2000 years ago, and has never seen a car.”
“Jesus doesn’t know how to drive!”
“FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
Yeah. If I were a police officer and someone told me that they are not at fault for a crash because Bruno the invisible superhero was driving at the time, I’d ask for a court-order mental evaluation. It’s insanity.
rapiddominance
February 7, 2012 at 12:54 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
This one works better than the previous photo.
And it got me to thinking:
Has anybody considered creating an atheist calender? I always see shirts and mugs when I look at the online stores, and even posters (unicorns and 4 legged insects are all over the damn place). But I don’t recall ever seeing a calender.
I have just two words — “cash” and “cow”
sisu
February 7, 2012 at 9:11 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
that is hilarious!
lordshipmayhem
February 8, 2012 at 12:57 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Obviously, God never took driving lessons.