I’m exhausted. I could keep tweaking this until some time next year, or bite the bullet and post this now.
So… that’s right; all your squidmas shopping worries are over. It’s the perfect gift for both friends and enemies alike!
Note–this is not volume three, but rather a three-year collection, with over 300 pages of your favorites, and the favorites of that other person with weird taste. Guaranteed never to make Oprah’s list!
So, spread the word, and demand that your local bookstores carry hundreds of copies!

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Anna O'Connell
November 23, 2010 at 11:08 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Fantastic, thank you! This book will let me cross at least 3 presents off my list.
Cuttlefish
November 23, 2010 at 4:22 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Yay!*does happy cuttlefish dance*
Supertec
November 23, 2010 at 5:59 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The ink of the cuttlefishHas been employed in book formatFulfilling my everlasting wish To read it in my laundromat.Until I get my washing machine fixed, that is.
Anonymous
November 23, 2010 at 7:44 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
But…but…if I own volumes one and two, is the third an overlap? I own a mug and a t-shirt too. Can one overdose on Cuttlefish?
Cuttlefish
November 23, 2010 at 9:51 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Sadly, anonymous, there is overlap–I asked earlier this year what people preferred, and the votes favored one comprehensive book! I could throw together a volume 3, in the haphazard way volume 2 was done, but it wouldn't be likely until I get time after the new year.I didn't know *anyone* had bought a mug! I had quit checking that store, it was getting so little traffic–now I feel guilty, and want to do volume three just for you!
Anonymous
November 24, 2010 at 8:52 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The mug has been a great conversation starter. And you've provide hours of enjoyment, so no need for guilt;) I'll just have to keep lurking, and wait for the next complilation.
Cuttlefish
November 24, 2010 at 9:03 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I promise you, I'll get one together at earliest opportunity. And thanks! I just re-checked out the Cafe Press store (had to reset a password, that's how long it's been), and damned if that isn't a fine-looking mug! Perfect for any writer, if you ask me, whether they have a mere two hands or a more comfortable multiple number.
george.w
November 25, 2010 at 10:16 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
"Guaranteed never to make Oprah's list!"What better recommendation could it possibly need? I'm there.