It’s Pure Genius! Check out the website, but be sure to put on your sunglasses first.
In case you can’t tell, this is a satire site mocking all these nobodies who are selling “education” as a commodity without bothering with the “teaching” part — that’s hard, you know, but marketing degrees and the illusion of skills is a good way to make money.
The hints are pretty broad, beyond just the glaringly ugly design. Complete your bachelor’s degree in a single day with our efficient learning
is a good clue, as is Double Points During Crises: War, shootings, natural disasters? Learn how to stay focused on what matters.
Bragging about Essays Harvested
and extracting premium intelligence
with their AI reveals the real purpose of these kinds of sites. They’re made of AI Slop for the purpose of generating more AI Slop.
There’s a lot more money in selling web nonsense than actually doing the hard work of teaching.
Make sure to slide your cursor off the screen and read the popup.
And do talk to the support bot. It’s had so much training!
Dr. Krockpock sez: “students learn best when they never have to think for themselves”
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