And I thought Ted Cruz spent most of his time sniffing his own farts. Now I know he likes to mix it up a little.
PaulBCsays
I saw that Tom the Dancing Bug and it really does raise a good point. What exactly are Christian gun nuts praying for? Maybe the “thoughts and prayers” are for the friends and families of the victims of gun violence to be at peace with the inevitability of senseless shootings. Or maybe that if we pray hard enough, God will so ordain that only “good guys with guns” ever shoot people and only with a very good reason. (I am probably giving them way too much credit for even having any goal in mind at all, but the goal certainly doesn’t involve reducing the availability of these death machines.)
Rational thinking… governance based on rational thinking… from American politicians… The existence of a higher power may be more likely.
an atheist
blfsays
I thought Ted Cruz spent most of his time sniffing his own farts.
He does, but variously blames them on antifa, the lunar landings, kraken, vacations in Mexico, Frankenstein (who he claims is the monster), minimum wage, pyramid-shaped ancient stone grain elevators in Egypt, the Green New Deal, UFOs, not being paid enough rubles, the next fart, or — when all else fails — Benghazi!
birgerjohanssonsays
He prays to the Elder Gods. He is one of the enemies of the Laundry.
gijoelsays
@6 too right, time to load his phone with SCORPION STARE.
I like this comic. This time God-man isn’t a complete jerk, just the guy who summoned him up. And the fire around his hands when he was about to cast a miracle-spell was cool.
The resemblance to Ted Cruz is hilarious! xD
And I thought Ted Cruz spent most of his time sniffing his own farts. Now I know he likes to mix it up a little.
I saw that Tom the Dancing Bug and it really does raise a good point. What exactly are Christian gun nuts praying for? Maybe the “thoughts and prayers” are for the friends and families of the victims of gun violence to be at peace with the inevitability of senseless shootings. Or maybe that if we pray hard enough, God will so ordain that only “good guys with guns” ever shoot people and only with a very good reason. (I am probably giving them way too much credit for even having any goal in mind at all, but the goal certainly doesn’t involve reducing the availability of these death machines.)
Rational thinking… governance based on rational thinking… from American politicians… The existence of a higher power may be more likely.
an atheist
He does, but variously blames them on antifa, the lunar landings, kraken, vacations in Mexico, Frankenstein (who he claims is the monster), minimum wage, pyramid-shaped ancient stone grain elevators in Egypt, the Green New Deal, UFOs, not being paid enough rubles, the next fart, or — when all else fails — Benghazi!
He prays to the Elder Gods. He is one of the enemies of the Laundry.
@6 too right, time to load his phone with SCORPION STARE.
My headcanon is that their thoughts and prayers are to Thanos, or Satan, or Cthulhu.
I like this comic. This time God-man isn’t a complete jerk, just the guy who summoned him up. And the fire around his hands when he was about to cast a miracle-spell was cool.