1. birgerjohansson says

    Maybe replace “Hail to the Chief” with the “King of the Jews” song from Jesus Christ Superstar.
    Or refer to the president as the centurion Biggus Dickus.

  2. Snarki, child of Loki says

    So, when is Cheetorist’s crucifixion going to be?
    #include <FiddlerOnTheRoof_TRADITION_Song.mp3>

    considering the gut on that guy, gonna need a bigger cross.

  3. a_ray_in_dilbert_space says

    birgerjohansson: “Or refer to the president as the centurion Biggus Dickus.”

    Given the testimony of one Stephanie Clifford, I presume this would be done ironically.

  4. magistramarla says

    I agree with Mobius – absolutely hilarious. I’ve never heard of Randy Rainbow before, but with the voice and talent that he displayed, he should be on Broadway. Is he?

  5. starskeptic says

    birgerjohansson @2
    I think you’re referring to King Herod’s Song (Try It And See)

  6. Ariaflame, BSc, BF, PhD says

    He is doing show, not sure about broadway but popular YouTube channel with many songs like this. And yes, that is his actual name.

  7. PaulBC says

    It’s a cliche, but I think Trump really has made satire superfluous. This is one of my favorite riffs. Let’s go back to the goddam steam catapults. But it is far from unique.

    “I said, ‘You don’t use steam anymore for catapult?’ ‘No sir.’ I said, ‘Ah, how is it working?’ ‘Sir, not good. Not good. Doesn’t have the power. You know the steam is just brutal. You see that sucker going and steam’s going all over the place, there’s planes thrown in the air,’” Trump said in the interview.

    “It sounded bad to me. Digital. They have digital. What is digital? And it’s very complicated, you have to be Albert Einstein to figure it out. And I said—and now they want to buy more aircraft carriers. I said, ‘What system are you going to be—‘ ‘Sir, we’re staying with digital.’ I said, ‘No you’re not. You going to goddamned steam, the digital costs hundreds of millions of dollars more money and it’s no good.’

    I give up. The best rebuttal was from a Navy officer who for all I know may have voted for Trump:

    “Yes sir, you sort of have to be Albert Einstein to run the nuclear power plant that we have here as well, but we’re doing that very well,”