I’m used to Redpillers/MGTOWs/MRAs/Incels saying stuff that reveals that they don’t understand how vaginas work, but Futrelle has found something unique: a guy who doesn’t understand how penises work. He has a fantasy of extracting ova during sex somehow and implanting them in other women…all with his penis.
Imagine advances in nano machines enable a delivery system of minuscule scale transferring an embryo through the vagina, cervix and into the womb. You are Chad Thundercock. You want to maximize your reproduction with high quality genetics. Problem is it’s too slow to go around looking for the top 20% of women. You have found one however, bred her, and you’ve gotten a lot of her eggs. Now you go around implanting unwitting low quality sluts with your preferred sperm & egg combo. Imagine the implantation process can be easily done during sex so there’s good reason to suspect, for the woman, that biologically it’s her child.
I don’t think he understands female reproductive biology, either. So after you’ve “bred” a woman, you get a lot of eggs, like she’s some kind of gumball machine?
I begin to understand. I wonder if he learned about sex by wandering around his local Chuck E. Cheese? If so, he learned from the wrong toys. Everyone knows that sex is just like Skee-Ball.
http://nebezial.deviantart.com/art/first-time-is-always-awkward-XD-494768437
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Wow. That was, um, interesting. I’m rendered textless here. Wow.
Very loosely related, Smart condoms: like Fitbit for sex — and you can even share your stats:
Hairless apes are so good at getting everything simultaneously backwards and at right-angles to all known reality.
Slightly off topic ,but there is a bird called a Dunnock where one male will wait until a pair have mated then it will remove the first males ,er offering shall we call it. then he mates with the female .
It must be true ,saw it on a BBC wildlife programme
More than a bit off topic .bfl@3 there is supposed to be an anti rape condom that women can wear if they feel unsafe .
It is lined with inwards facing little teeth .
Also there is nail polish that changes colour if it comes in contact with date rape drugs .
Forget where i saw all this .
I have a list as long as my arm of things making me go “…uh?” in this.
Like, what’s with wanting dozens of kids? I don’t even want one, personally. Is this a white supremacist’s fantasy defence against the white genocide of not every white woman giving birth to “pure” white children or something?
Aren’t these the same guys who freak out about how having to pay for their children’s food and clothing is slavery? Does this guy expect his überkinder to be self-maintaining?
@blf’s creepy quote
Oh my fucking Glod… what? Why do these people even bother having sex? Your partner is not a piece of gym equipment!
Damn you, blockquote monster, I shall have my vengeance!
That’S the problem when people who haven’t come close to a human vagina since birth give sex advice.
“Very loosely related, Smart condoms: like Fitbit for sex — and you can even share your stats:”
And then someone hacks your penis!
At least that’s what I’ll claim.
I was also looking for a reference to that inwards-facing tooth thing, but didn’t find one — all I could recall is it is South African. I wanted to combine the two ideas in some sort of snarky comment about measuring the rapist’s pain levels.
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And no, you don’t reuse the condom, as per the explanation given in the linked-to, and very short, article. Not that that makes the idea any less creepy. What makes it even more creepy is a bit I didn’t excerpt, about this apparently not being the first such proposal!
I wonder less at what the criteria they use to discern the top 20% of women, and more about the glaring blind spots in self-selecting themselves.
What this guy is imagining is a porn version of The Boys From Brazil, with himself in the roles of both Mengele and Hitler.
In my case it’s more like turning up late to find that the entire amusement park is closed and I have to go home and read a book instead…
@9 Like wot Mrs Bobbitt did to her hubby ?.
@5 davidc1:
Snopes has an article on drug detection nail polish. The gist is that while somebody is claiming it, no product is available and there are plenty of reasons to think it couldn’t work well.
I’m torn between being contemptuous about how this person views women, and boggling at his sheer ignorance of both how uterii and ovaries work and his complete unawareness that environment plays a pretty crucial role in how your baby humans turn out. (Or that the women he has one-night stands with may be on birth control or willing to get abortions for surprise unwanted pregnancies.)
Then again, he apparently thinks his sole contribution to parenthood is his genes, so all things being equal, the hypothetical kids are probably better off with random women than with this fellow in their lives.
While there might not be fingernail polish on the market to indicate drugs, there are apparently cups and straws.
http://bust.com/general/10279-man-invents-straws-and-cups-that-detect-date-rape-drugs.html
My penis is the best one in the world! It’s the only one which gives me pleasure.
@17 Artor:
Those cups and straws are no closer to being on the market than the nail polish. The cup image at your link is altered, and the dots on the cup in the video linked by the article look suspiciously like phenolphtalein (a pH indicator and a laxative).
They probably assume that “The Chads” are some sort of a parasitic subspecies with xenomorph-like penises.
Damn, and I’ve always wanted a prehensile penis, if only for the alliteration.
@ johnbrockman
Re comment 1: That was the first thing I though to as well.
OK, I’m confused. Won’t this create a Master Race of low-end sluts who’ll refuse to sleep with the Nice Guys?
@anbheal 23; Objection! “Nice Guy” is a trademark of Breitbart publishing, reserved for the sole use of Donya Trump. Further infringement of their intellectual property will result in really nasty memes from annoying douches with shitty haircuts and cheap vintage suits.
davidc1@5,
You are confusing science fiction with reality. The ‘dentata’ equipped female condom is from Neal Stephenson’s cyberpunk novel ‘Snow Crash’. But otherwise … yeah, that is completely off topic.
Perhaps, but there really was such an idea floated in South Africa for such a device, and the on-line site still exists; however, Snopes reports there is no evidence it was ever marketed (or even manufactured?). Apparently, the idea was it could “only” be removed by a doctor, who were expected to alert the police…