Why I can never vote Republican, Reason #81,574


Here’s a very useful breakdown of various presidential wanna-be’s position on evolution. There’s a rather sharp distinction between the political parties.

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Of course, there’s another few hundred thousand reasons why I cringe when I have to vote for the party that is the lesser of two evils.

Comments

  1. Lee1 says

    Wait – Mike Huckabee rejects intelligent design? Really? In a quick read of that link I didn’t see a specific comment from him about it; but I’m very surprised if that’s true.

  2. yazikus says

    I’m surprised that Huckabee rejects ID. Could that be a mistake? And sure, Jeb accepts evolution now, but just wait until he needs to drum up more conservative support.

  3. twas brillig (stevem) says

    I too, yazikus, was most surprised to find Jeb Bush with {Clear Position} . Not surprised he does NOT {Rejects Intelligent Design}.
    No worries, that little bit of surprise does not, in the least, lure me in the Rethug direction, just a mild surprise is all.

  4. Saad says

    But he also does not accept evolution. I’m dying to know on what grounds he rejects intelligent design and also doesn’t accept evolution. Is he secretly working on the next breakthrough in biology?

  5. says

    That’s not surprising at all: people like Ken Ham loudly reject ID. It’s a godless explanation, don’t you know, and represents a secular escape hatch from True Bible Stories.

    (IDiots all seem to be biblical creationists deep down, but it’s objectionable that they aren’t forthright about it.)

  6. says

    Lee1 @ 1:

    Wait – Mike Huckabee rejects intelligent design? Really? In a quick read of that link I didn’t see a specific comment from him about it; but I’m very surprised if that’s true.

    Huckabee gets huffy about ID – he’s willing for it to be taught in schools, but he’s a creationist.

  7. twas brillig (stevem) says

    Edit @4:
    was:
    blockquote>I too, yazikus, was most surprised to find Jeb Bush with {Clear Position} . Not surprised he does NOT {Rejects Intelligent Design}.
    corrected {embolded}:
    I too, yazikus, was most surprised to find Jeb Bush with {Clear Position} . Not surprised he does NOT {Rejects Intelligent Design}. (as in: ‘at least, tolerant’ of Intelligent Design fantasms.)

  8. yazikus says

    I got you, twas brillig. I guess I didn’t realize that the creationists were resentful of the ID tag. I assumed ID was just a euphemism for creationism.

  9. blf says

    The hypertext is screaming in agony, begging you to stop.

    Actually, those HTML fails remind me of teabuggers, always missing an incredibly important, if seemingly trivial, point obvious to the brain-equipped.

  10. Amphiox says

    I got you, twas brillig. I guess I didn’t realize that the creationists were resentful of the ID tag. I assumed ID was just a euphemism for creationism.

    With religion based things, you pretty much can expect schisms.

  11. a_ray_in_dilbert_space says

    ID is not just anti-science, it’s piss poor theology, in part because there are so many things in nature that would reflect piss-poor design if they were in fact designed.

    Amphiox,
    Schism is inevitable in religious matters because they are not constrained by reality.

  12. Saad says

    Journalist: “Does the governor believe in Darwin’s theory of evolution?”

    Bush: “Yeah, but I don’t think it should actually be part of the curriculum

    This one makes my head hurt.

  13. LicoriceAllsort says

    there’s another few hundred thousand reasons why I cringe when I have to vote for the party that is the lesser of two evils.

    I was at my first Hillary event this past week. The speakers were rousing, and lots of people looked enthusiastic…and I just couldn’t get into it. I donated my $20.16 to help kick off her campaign, but I’m incredibly unexcited about eventually voting for her. We need viable liberal candidates, U.S.

  14. caseloweraz says

    @Saad (#14):

    I may be wrong, but I read this as “Yeah, I believe there was a fellow named Darwin who had some theory* about how species change over time, but I don’t think any such idea should be taught as science.”

    * This of course means the popular definition of “theory” as guess or opinion.

  15. carlie says

    This is a good piece in the New Yorker that explains why politicians’ answers to that question are important.

    What the question means, and why it matters, is plain: Do you have the courage to embrace an inarguable and obvious truth when it might cost you something to do so? A politician who fails this test is not high-minded or neutral; he or she is just craven, and shouldn’t be trusted with power. This catechism’s purpose—perhaps unfair in its form, but essential in its signal—is to ask, Do you stand with reason and evidence sufficiently to anger people among your allies who don’t?

  16. unclefrogy says

    what superstitious manipulative condescending smug paranoid bunch of hypocritical fools
    uncle frogy

  17. Amphiox says

    I wonder if you tried to classify all the schisms in the history of religion, would you end with a tree of common descent? (Religion A schisms into B and C, B schisms into b1 and b2, C into c1 and c2, etc…)

  18. unclefrogy says

    I would think it may resemble bamboo more than a tree
    and just as weedy and invasive
    uncle frogy

  19. direlobo says

    I’m incredibly unexcited about eventually voting for her. We need viable liberal candidates, U.S.

    I think a lot of us would like a viable, more liberal candidate. But I for one am grateful that we have Hillary on deck and that we won’t have to deal with 4 more years of Bush, or worse, Rand Paul. I’m crazy unexcited about voting for Hillary, but ecstatic that she will win!

  20. firstapproximation says

    a_ray_in_dilbert_space,

    ID is not just anti-science, it’s piss poor theology

    Is there really such a thing as good theology though?
    _ _ _

    Not surprised Huckabee rejects Intelligent Design. Doesn’t seem like it would go far enough for him.

  21. Greg Garvey says

    Agreed, direlobo. The next president appoints Ginsberg’s replacement por lo menos, and most likely several others. If you like free and fair elections going on into the indefinite future, it’s time to hold your nose…

  22. David Marjanović says

    Schism is inevitable in religious matters because they are not constrained by reality.

    “There are no sects in geometry.”
    – Voltaire

    I’m incredibly unexcited about eventually voting for her. We need viable liberal candidates, U.S.

    There’s the “Run, Warren, Run” campaign. I don’t know if it’s a good idea all taken together, but it exists.

  23. llewelly says

    David Marjanović:

    There’s the “Run, Warren, Run” campaign. I don’t know if it’s a good idea all taken together, but it exists.

    It looks more and more likely that Bernie Sanders will try to primary Hilary. Warren and Sanders have an enormous amount of overlap among their supporters. If they both run, they’ll spoil each other’s chances, split the votes between them, and guarantee Hilary a victory in the primaries.

    Now I’m somewhat distrustful of Bernie Sanders because he keeps sharing Pope quotes, and let’s be frank – the Pope’s anti-birth control stance is a pro-inequality and anti-woman stance. The Pope is also hateful to lgbt folk – he compared trans folk to “nuclear weapons” . Also, despite all the Pope’s positive sounding talk about global warming, the Pope still has not ordered the Catholic Church to divest itself of its enormous investments in fossil fuels. But it really would not be good for the liberal wing of the Democratic party if they both run. I’d rather it was Warren and not Sanders, but it looks like it’s going to be Sanders, if it’s going to be either of them.

  24. Michael Kimmitt says

    Warren has issued all but a Sherman statement. Sanders is where the money is on a primary, and he’s made clear that he’s not enthusiastic about doing it personally but willing to take one for the team.

  25. David Marjanović says

    It looks more and more likely that Bernie Sanders will try to primary Hilary.

    Oh. I didn’t know that.

    (One-L Hilary is Swank, though, not Rodham Clinton.)

  26. Akira MacKenzie says

    You mean the same HRC who tried to ban flag burning.

    The same HRC who wants to regulate the video games industry?

    The same HRC who is in bed with The Family?

    The same HRC who hasn’t met a war she didn’t want to wage?

    That HRC whom you claim is a liberall?

    Yeah, I’m so fucking excited I could just shit.