I hope you’re not feeling restive, and struggling to suppress an urge to smash the crockery — but if you are, go smash this poll instead.

Is it Possible to Believe in God and Darwin?

Yes
79%
No
20%
Undecided
1%

Silly poll. Of course it is possible, since people do.

You’re in luck — this one actually has two polls.

Evolution, Creationism or Both – Which Do You Believe?

Evolution is a myth
7%
God is a myth
34%
I believe in both
51%
I’m not sure
9%

I have a strange tingling sensation in my forebrain that portends some major changes in both polls.